i'm connor, i go to app state, let's be friends
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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

vaginatrainer:

I’m glad I have a shot ton of ugly selfies so that one day when I get super hot I can show people that there is hope out there.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

I don’t want one of those relationships where it’s “hey cutie :)” every other minute keep that shit away from me